No se si traducirlas. No se si clasificarlas. Lo cierto es que son demasiadas y planeo seguir recopilando. Pero si hay algo cierto es que la mayoría son geniales. Los comentarios míos en cursivas.

The Boy Who Wishes That All Female Transfer Students Would Commit Sue-icide no solo tu, cariño
THe-boy-who-could-probably-do-with-some-of-what-I'm-on.
The Boy Who, After Reading This Tripe, Is Entitled To Anger Management Issues.
The boy who no longer exists. The sues raped him to death and then remus!rape werewolf made him into a meal. ¿era un Harry-Stu?
The-boy-who-probably-wished-he-hadn't
The Boy, the Potions Master and the Canon-Raping Sues.
The boy who will soon file a restraining order against Sues.
The Boy who Wonders if Voldemort was the Role Model for Master Winner (Gundam Wing fans will get the joke)
Th-Boy-Who's-Apparantly-American WTF? XDDD
The boy who doesn't want to be human so he probably doesn't want to fall in love either.
The Boy Who Has That Really Fine Godfather OMGOMG! No recuerdo, pero debe haber sido un AU con Padrino Sirius y Madrina Mary Sue
The Boy Who Is Delighted To Let Snape Deal With This Sue XDDD
The Boy Who Must Not Throw Stones
The Boy Who Is Oddly Connected To Half The Wizarding World XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The-boy-who-used-to-think-voldemort-was-his-worst-problem Oh, tan cierto...
The-boy-who-should-be-contemplating-justifiable-suicide. Yo no lo culpo
The Boy Who Would NEVER Sing N'Sync Unless He Was Really, Really Drunk ¿cervezas de mantequilla, anyone?
The Potions Master Who Wishes Everybody Would Just Let Him be Rude, Scathing, Snarky, and Anti-Social. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The Boy-whose-parent's-generation-should-be-left-alone Yo te apoyo
Harry Potter, the boy who likes to have sex in strange places.
The boy who doesn't want to be human so he probably doesn't want to fall in love either.
The Boy Who Doesn't Need any New Friends
The boy who lived only to be brother to blonde Gary Stus XDDDDD
The Boy Who Competed with His Enemy for the Attention of a Mary Sue Y cuando no puede ser peor
The Boy Who Does Not Have Any Distant Relations.
The-Boy-Who-Will-Sue-The-Sues-For-Emotional-Trauma ¿Quien es el abogado? ¿quien se ofrece?
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Shipped, The Boy Who Lived To Love Serpentgirls, With Sues Who Have My Name. este fue durante un reto de "busca una sue con tu nombre". La chica estaba bastante cabreada, supongo.
The Boy Who Lived, With Sues Who Have My Name Otra Suehunter con latigo en modo mato-lo-que-sea-que-parezca-sue.
The Boy Who Doesn't Want to Live Any Longer
The Boy Who's Ready to Seriously Lose It.
The Boy Who Is Apparently Also Batman Cuando el absurdo llega al extremo...
The Boy Who Freaking Lives -- No, Really Lives. My Heart Will Go On Lives (Beat Chest for Emphasis).
The-boy-who-lived-only-to-be-stalked-by-mary-sues
The Boy Who Wished He Had Died consecuencia de la frase anterior
The Boy Who Sporked His Eyes Out Yo tambien lo hubiera hecho
The Boy Who is Seriously Considering Monastery Life
The Boy Who Doesn't Know What it Means to be "In Character." *rolling*
The boy who will soon turn xenophobic
He-who’d-be-better-off-dead
The boy who is probably too traumatized to ever consider dating again Despues de esta...
The Boy Who Lives to Be Assaulted by Sues
The Boy Who Lived and Wished He Hadn't. ¿es que nadie prece entenderlo?
The Boy Who DOES NOT Have Any "Distant Cousins With Special Powers Who Transfer to Hogwarts" Y que tampoco necesita mas parientes... oh bueno, si. ¡Pero sin poderes!
The Boy Who Will Need Years of Therapy to Help the Sue Trauma
The Boy Who (Barely) Lived the Mary Sue Attack
The-boy-who-is-drowning-in-Mary-Sues
The Boy Who Should Run From The Sues
The boy who spawns siblings at the drop of a hat
The boy who sincerely apologises to his best friend for exposing him to the sues. Harry: Roooon, excuse meee! // Ron: (arrastrado por las Sues) Don't Worryyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeey!!!
The boy who lived only to be very pitiably saved by a Mary Sue instead!
The boy who lived to see his friends turned into Sues. Harry: ¡ustedes no son mis amigos! // Ron-stu y Hermione-sue: ¿Pero por qué? ¡Si estamos igualitos!
The boy who wishes they'd let his Godfather rest in peace. Ya el pana Sirius sufrió en vida, no lo sigamos jorobando on más Sues
The boy who makes-friend-with-Sue
The Boy Who Cringes
The Boy Who is Hiding in Shame. *rolling again*
The Boy Who Died Only to Be Reborn as a Stu NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The boy who’s glad Draco gets to be poked in the @$$ with a turkey baster this time
The Boy Who Lived Only to be Gang-Raped by Throngs of Hormonal Sues
The Boy Who is Sick to Death of Being Canon!Raped With a Mace.
The Boy who can't believe it...
The Boy Who Would Team Up With Voldemort In An Instant If It Would Stop Mary Sues. aguien debería escribir esto
The Boy Who Wouldn't Wish This Even On Snape Esto lo dice todo
The boy who wouldn't even wish Mary Sues on Voldemort. no. ESTO lo dice.
The Boy who seems to be paying for some unknown crime.
The boy who, for once, is being left alone. but his poor, poor father and godfather.
The Boy Who Seriously Has Had Enough, Really, He Means it Now.
The Boy Who Lived Just Long Enough To Let Voldemort Reload...
The Boy Who Will Probably Commit Hara Kiri after the Book Six Sues
The boy who is considering letting the Dark Lord reign over us all just to make it stop
The boy who hides from Sues
The boy who is thinking of investing in sporks.
The boy who's shaking his head in tired disbelief
The Boy Who Has Really Had Enough.
The Boy Who Simply Can't Take It Anymore
The Boy Who Thinks Voldemort is Getting Just What He Deserves Right About Now.
The Manchild who Lived, Angsted, Loved, Died, Came back and Angsted some more. No quiero saber que fic inspiró esto. De verdad. No quiero saber.
The Boy Who Wishes He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named Would Just End It All.
The Boy Who Should Have Just Saved Himself the Pain and Died
The Boy Who Lived ... and Angsted.
The Boy Who Now Sees That His Life Is Just A Bitter, Tragic Joke
The Boy Who Should Have Died, To Save Him The Pain of Sues
The Boy who Lived to be assaulted by Mary Sues
The Boy Who Wept (OotP Spoilers)
The Boy Who Prayed For Death To Deliver Him From Sues 'n' Stus
The Boy Who Should Never Leave The House...Ever
The Boy Who Is Ultimately Screwed, Isn't He?
The Boy Who is Very Abused
The Boy Who Lived only to be abused by fangrrls
The Boy Who is Gouging His Eyes Out With His Wand
The Boy-Who-Should-Stay-The-Hell-Away-From-My-Bitchiwitch-Icon
The boy who is currently too awkward to have sex, thanks XDDDDDDDDDDDDD *cae de la silla* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The Boy Who is Sick of People Stealing His Thunder. ¡demandémosles!
The Boy Who Was Likely Traumatised After Being Subjected To This Tripe.
The boy who does not recall having a sister, or being raised by Sirius and Lupin otro AU del infierno, creo
The boy who wonders how on earth his life got so drastically altered.
The Boy Who Does Not Want Any "Diffrent" Transfer Students Bugging Him. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The Boy Who'll Live to Regret It
The Boy Whom I Fully Expect to Wake Up In St. Mungo's Screaming About Sues La frase que me inició en la recolecta
Harry Potter, The Boy Whom They Will Shalt Not Leave Alone
Poor Potter, the Boy Who Is Beleaguered
The boy who hopefully won’t hate me for this… oh, my...
The Boy Who Probably Now Wishes He Was Dead
The Boy Who Will Need Therapy Later.
The boy who probably did himself in after reading this CRAP.
Sailor Moon/The Boy Who's Going To Have A Screaming Phobia Of Pleated Skirts After This No lo culparía
The Boy Who Lived to Find All of These Mary-Sues in his Fandom.
The boy who Wanted the Hot Chick... I mean.... Harry Potter.
The Boy Who Lived (and Suffered) Through Too Many Sues
The Boy Who Should Run From The Sues
The Boy Who Is Having Second Thoughts About Living Just About Now
The Boy Who Didn't Like Lockhart Anyway...
The boy who wishes J.K Rowling would find it in the goodness of her heart to stop this continuing agony.
The Boy Who Thinks Whiny Cho is Getting Just What She Deserves.
The boy who's sick of calling his best friend 'Mione'. We too!
The boy who weally is a fuzzy bunny wabbit.
The Boy Whose Godfather Needs Some Pepper Spray L-chan lanza el suyo a Sirius
The Boy Who Has Been Locked Into a Secret Room Without His Wand And Replaced By An Evil Impersona--- eh, no, not an impersonator. A SUE. (not even a Stu) XDDDDDDDDD
The boy who doesn't need any more Girls With Attitudes Problems.
The Boy Who Wished He Had Been Conceived in a Test Tube
The Boy Who Feels Very Sorry For Draco Right Now.
The Boy Who Wonders What The Fuck Just Happened...
The Boy Who Is Starting To Wish He Could Take Sirius' Place. And a Fellowship of Teh Extremely Hawtt Guyz cross-over. XDDDDDDDDDDDD
The Boy Whose School is suffering a hostile invasion de sues enfermas y desquiciadas
The Boy Who Convulses In Horror
The Boy Who Wishes Voldemort Would Take a Break From Muggles and AK the Mary Sues Instead.
The Boy Who Was Mary Sued Early On
The Boy Who For The Last Effing Time DOES NOT Have a Twin! no es tan dificil de entender
The Boy Whose Mom Was NOT American
The Boy Who Is In Need of Mental Cleansing.
The Boy Who Wishes He Hadn't Lived...
The Boy Who Is Barely There
The Boy Who Hates Transfer Students.
The Potions Master [who] is only sexy in the Sue-i-verse y solo ahí... y no, espera...
The Boy who would rather Crucio Himself than standing one more Mary Sue Sister.
The boy we weep for
The Boy Who Actually Pities His Potions Master
The Girl Who Invades the Boy Who Lived's Dreams and the DADA Teacher Who Makes Snape Fall In Love With Her Lequinni se va por un mazo MUY gordo
The-Boy-Who's-Thankful-That-He-Isn't-In-This-Fic
The Boy Surrounded by Cliches
The Boy Who Lived only to be Replaced by a Sue
The Boy who thought it was Christmas and his Birthday rolled into one.
The Boy Who Is, Liek, The Hottest Ever!!1
The Boy Who Wishes the Sues Would Just Go Away
The Sue must be cast into Mount Doom

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